$840.00

Just read the "offense" and if you've done it, you owe that fine. Keep going until you've read each "offense" and added up your total fine. When you are done, you don't have to confess your answers, just the amount of your fine.

Smoked pot $ 10.00
Did acid $ 5.00
Ever had sex at church $ 25.00
Woke up in the morning and did not know the person who was next to you $ 40.00
Had sex with someone on MySpace $ 25.00
Had sex for money $ 100.00
Ever had sex with the a different race $ 20.00
Vandalized something $ 20.00
Had sex on your parents' bed $ 10.00
Beat up someone $ 20.00
Been jumped $ 10.00
Crossed dressed $ 10.00
Given money to stripper $ 25.00
Been in love with a stripper $ 20.00
Kissed some one who's name you didn't know $ 0.10
Hit on some one of the same sex while at work $ 15.00
Ever drive drunk $ 20.00
Ever got drunk at work, or went to work while still drunk $ 50.00
Used toys while having sex $ 30.00
Got drunk, passed out and don't remember the night before $ 20.00
Went skinny dipping $ 5.00
Had sex in a pool $ 20.00
Kissed someone of the same sex $ 10.00
Had sex with someone of the same sex $ 20.00
Cheated on your significant other $ 10.00
Masturbated $ 10.00
Cheated on your significant other with their relative or close friend $ 20.00
Done oral $ 5.00
Got oral $ 5.00
Done / got oral in a car while it was moving $ 25.00
Stole something $ 10.00
Had sex with someone in jail $ 25.00
Made a nasty home video $ 15.00
Had a threesome $ 50.00
Had sex in the wild $ 20.00
Been in the same room while someone was having sex $ 25.00
Stole something worth over more than a hundred dollars $ 20.00
Had sex with someone 10 years older $ 20.00
Had sex with someone under 21 and you are over 27 $ 25.00
Been in love with two people or more at the same time $ 50.00
Said you love someone but didn't mean it $ 25.00
Went streaking $ 5.00
Went streaking in broad daylight $ 15.00
Been arrested $ 5.00
Spent time in jail $ 15.00
Peed in the pool $ 0.50
Played spin the bottle $ 5.00
Done something you regret $ 20.00
Had sex with your best friend $ 20.00
Had sex with someone you work with at work $ 25.00
Had anal sex $ 80.00
Lied to your mate $ 5.00
Lied to your mate about the sex being good $ 25.00

I was wondering…

• What state do you currently live in?

• Is that the state that you were born & raised in?

• Do you consider yourself "grown & sexy"?

• The color yellow...your thoughts? 

• Since high school graduation, how many fights (fist/knife/gun) have you been in?
• 0
• 1
• 2 or more

• If your mother is alive and somebody told her EXACTLY what you did last weekend, would she be appalled?

• What's the difference between a vitamin & a hormone?

• What did your therapist tell the court about your anger management issues?

• Yes or no, do you like rock music?

• Do your coworkers think you're professional?

• Have you ever awakened and not known where you were? Was it because of injury or inebriation?

• If you could, even at your age, develop superhuman abilities, what would you pick?

• Do you forward inspiration emails? Why?

• Sing, dance, or cook...which do you do best?

• Are you happy?