Can You Walk In These?

OK, check it out! I can't get on Facebook and post links from work. So, Imma share these with you, the heterosexual female consumer.
           
Hawt! I tell you! Hawt!

I was wondering…

• What state do you currently live in?

• Is that the state that you were born & raised in?

• Do you consider yourself "grown & sexy"?

• The color yellow...your thoughts? 

• Since high school graduation, how many fights (fist/knife/gun) have you been in?
• 0
• 1
• 2 or more

• If your mother is alive and somebody told her EXACTLY what you did last weekend, would she be appalled?

• What's the difference between a vitamin & a hormone?

• What did your therapist tell the court about your anger management issues?

• Yes or no, do you like rock music?

• Do your coworkers think you're professional?

• Have you ever awakened and not known where you were? Was it because of injury or inebriation?

• If you could, even at your age, develop superhuman abilities, what would you pick?

• Do you forward inspiration emails? Why?

• Sing, dance, or cook...which do you do best?

• Are you happy?

Audioslave - Moth

 

Thought I was different and it
seems I'm just the same
As a game I put my hand over the flame
I thought I was smarter as I flew into the sun
But it turned out the way it does with everyone

Oh, oh
I don't fly around your fire anymore
I don't fly around your fire anymore
Burnin', fallin' down so many times before
I don't fly around your fire anymore

I love the heat I love the things that I forgot
I love the strings that tie me down and cut me off
I was a king, I was a moth with
painted wings made of cloth
When did the flame burn so high and get so hot?

Oh, oh
I don't fly around your fire anymore
I don't fly around your fire anymore
Burnin', fallin' down so many times before
I don't fly around, fly around
Fly around

I don't fly around your fire anymore
I don't fly around your fire anymore
Burnin', fallin' down so many times before
I won't fly around, fly around

I won't fly around your fire anymore
I don't fly around your fire anymore
Burnin', fallin' down so many times before
I don't fly around, fly around
Oh
Fly around, oh

Ugly?

I Like:

Bon Ton - El Disco by Skechers

Erika will prob'ly have a palsied fit about this, but I like these for some odd reason.

Hump Day, Fools!

One of my coworkers has this...walk...like Princess Ardala from Buck Rogers. (Did I get in the Wayback Machine or WHAT for that shit?!? I'm fucking amazing. Anyway...)

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I'm 'bout to help out Gay Bob and his "friend" Bill with this one: Get the government to make short term, temporary marriage contracts an option for EVERYBODY with 2, 5 & 10 year stints as options.
I can see some chick's face CRACKED right now. Got white dresses and a storybook wedding on her mind and her dude asks her for a 2-year contract. "So what are you saying?" That's like "Rent-to-own". LMAO.
No killing her and killing himself when his calendar has a big red 'X' on it where he'll get his freedom papers, y'know?
Of course, Pat Robertson's walking corpse is gonna roll over in his grave about something like this.

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Every time I comb my hair
Thoughts of you get in my eyes
You're a sinner I don't care
I just want your creamy thighs

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Once, I got head and she had some nicotine gum in her mouth. I ain't know that. My shit was NUMB. Ugh...that's like your foot falling asleep while you're walking.
TMI? KMA!

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These fools are recklessly cutting left across traffic to make a left. If I tried that, there'd be a good chance that my shit would get T-boned...just based on my erratic luck. But, I'm thinking: Ain't you just goin' back to work? You love your job enough to dart across traffic to get there? Shit, maybe I need a new career.

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The State of Georgia and its municipalities are one big manmade bureaucratic organism designed to suck money from the citizens within. Ugh!

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PS3 is only gonna add to my diurnal narcolepsy.Time for an MD.