Step 1: Find what I do for relaxation and enjoyment onerous, troublesome or pedantic.
Step 2: Tell me as much.
Step 3: Lose me.
I've done this scene with another actress. I didn't like it then. I won't deal with it long, now.
Thunderstorms make these bones ache more than they naturally would.
Heywood U. Bleaumie?
Some of y'all act like Michael Jackson was your cousin. Stop that shit, please. Pretend like you have more intelligence, decorum, and couth than the average poo-flinging chimp, ok?
I'm not getting enough rest. I'm SLEEPY, still. I need The Piss Uv Da Gawdz...a Mountain Dew.
This chick didn't taper at all. She was the same width from her shoulders all the way down to her feet. Then she had on wedge heels...which only served to make her look MORE blocky.
If the word to describe the way you chose your wardrobe today is "comfortable", then you probably look like a "BEFORE" picture on What Not to Wear. Dress to accentuate the positives in you, ladies. If you don't wanna be seen as somebody's frumpy grandma, then don't dress like one.
Kelis' idea of female empowerment: $40000 per month for child support? Nas would have done better to get custody, himself. Northern Courts SUCK! And, Nas needed a better attorney!
$40000 x 12 x 18 = $8,640,000
*smh*
That's some bullshit…and you know it.
Why do the police have the nerve to get their pannies in a bunch when they get called on the fucked up shit they do? Only NBA referees come close to that level of bitchassededness.
It's sadly amusing: Black folks get treated so badly here that foreigners that you can't even fucking understand try to get away with some of the same shit.
American culture pulls off being both underhanded and high-handed at the same time.
And I beheld another beast coming up out of the earth; and he had two horns like a lamb, and he spake as a dragon.—Revelation 13:11
Yeah, yeah! I understand the irony of quoting scriptures with this cussy mouf. But, I'm still right.
BamBam's coming home today!
Yay!
Telemarketers SUCK! If your profession is telemarketing, in ANY of its incarnations, then YOU suck! I understand that, in this economy, we can't always make the career choices that we might like to! But...you still suck as a person if you're a telephone sales representative!
...and, if you have a heavy, Southeast Asian accent, I fucking REFUSE to believe your name is "Joe" or "Ed" when you call peddling your wares. So just stop cajoling me and tell me all four syllables of your first name.
Why do pizza joints even bother MENTIONING one-topping pizza? You know another name for one-topping pizza? Toast! That's all it is: toast:
