My Tweets, Retweeted

I guess these are my psy quotes—2011.

• I'm not a conspiracy theorist. People are too greedy, mean and stupid to get along for long when money is involved.—20 minutes ago
  
• @TrickyDMR @CalebTweetsToo The world shows nothing but contempt for us. But, mention it & some asshole will call it "the race card".—23 Sep
  
• Letting people turn #TroyDavis case into a platform for political agendas trivializes THIS man's fight for his life.—21 Sep
  
• You should know that police officers feel that their life is worth more than your own. Watch their tactics whenever this is questioned.—21 Sep
  
• Chick didn't say anything at first when she called. She said she was choked on a nut. #pause
  #NotMyFault—21 Sep
  
• With all the flossin' that I've seen these rappers do, I still ain't seen shit as cool as Special Ed's hovercraft. Another Vanquish? *yawn*—21 Sep
  
• I'm just glad #Twitter ain't always rearranging the furniture like #Facebook keeps doing. Facebook, you suck.—21 Sep
  
• "@RoaryDaMascot: "@SmittyDMR: Yo follow my cousin @TrickyDMR" No" LoL@this—20 Sep
  
• I had an amazing weekend. Those always make Mondays tougher to deal with.—19 Sep
  
• @kittygalore6 Good point. Why are we letting women out of the kitchen? And, who let you wear shoes?!? I must discuss this with other men.—15 Sep
  
• @DivinelyGeneva @Melly2times @Janae_Snow 5'2", 230# ... she can leave footprints in DRY concrete.—15 Sep
  
• @DetroitMansRoom #TeamDMR || Spartans ain't s'posed 2B shiny. But: better than Maryland. *smh* I blame Astroturf for these unis.—14 Sep
  
• Which is worse: Crazy people that don't know they're crazy or nutty fuckers that know JUST how nucking futs they really are?—14 Sep
  
• "Our slaves are hired for life and well compensated; there is no starvation, no begging, no want of employment" - John Henry Hammond—13 Sep
  
• 14 Kills/0 Deaths...Team Deathmatch—12 Sep
  
• The highest treason that a crab can make is to leap for the rim of the bucket. - Steven Pressfield, The War of Art—12 Sep
  
• @TrickyDMR Pawn that ring & run 'em. Don't even THINK about settling down w/one chick for AT LEAST two years.—9 Sep
  
• I wish they'd put some food coloring in that soap dispenser cuz I swear that shit looks like jizz.—8 Sep
  
• R Kelly is trending. Did somebody else's kid get peed on by the Pied Piper of Love? Just wondering...—6 Sep
  
• Half the time, upon examination, people deserve the person they're with just from sheer hardheadedness.—3 Sep
  
• Even before Chedda Boyz, we had AWOL. http://youtu.be/lLb8iQDn6jE
  #ItsADetroitThing—3 Sep
  
• Lean forward a li'l bit before you turn your head to see what's happening behind you so you don't get snuck. #ItsADetroitThing—3 Sep
  
• ...even when it looks like somebody's jiggling a basket full of fat puppies in front of you when she walks past.—2 Sep U
  
• Professional: adj. (pro fes' shun ul): Pretending like you have not noticed that she has a nice ass at work...—2 Sep
  
• #dadquotes Go in there and get my Bible. #canyoujustbeatme—31 Aug
  
• #ThingsHoodratsLove 3-5 syllable baby names involving apostrophes and the suffixes -ika, isha, and/or -arion—30 Aug
  
• "To sum it up, I'll Kill you! I don't blame you for being wack! I blame your fans for being dumb enough to feel you!" @Copywrite #truth—30 Aug
  
• Clumsy muhfukkaz keep falling offa shit in Texas Stadium. Just get League Pass & let your clumsy relatives watch from home. Sheesh!—29 Aug
  
• @JeanGreasy Still haven't figured out why so many clueless folks follow such a brilliant smartass. The old moth/flame theory, I guess.—23 Aug
  
• The #earthquake was a publicity stunt for the new #Rezurrection Zombie Pack for Call of Duty. Are you near a cemetery?—23 Aug
  
• @Torae the current standard of "rap" is autotune and dudes chanting simplistic phrases. So, yeah, dope beats and smooth flow IS old school.—23 Aug
  
• "@foxxhole: Should polygamy be legalized?" Having 2 wives is like having 2 migraines.—18 Aug
  
• Ain't but so many muhfukkaz who "got their shit together". Realistically, get w/somebody who needs a lil help or get used to being alone.—18 Aug
  
• #smh If you can't find a "decent man", then maybe your ass need to quit givin' your number out in the club.—18 Aug
  
• @Trickytweets2 I always enjoy a dancer who does some shit that I can only respond to with a golf clap.—18 Aug
  
• Some people's full potential was reached when their particular sperm was first to the egg. #AllDownhillFromThere—17 Aug
  
• #IWishTheyWouldBringBack real singers who can actually sing. I've had enough of "performing artists".—17 Aug
  
• The introduction of #autotune into any song automatically & immediately lowers the intellectual mean of the audience.—17 Aug
  
• @bia_kay A big enough ass swallows all pannies except bloomers. BUT, you won't see a panny line.—16 Aug
  
• #ManLaw Don't do anything during the courtship, engagement or wedding that you can't top on the first anniversary. #DMR—16 Aug
  
• #sexfacts Magnums WILL break. If it starts feeling too good, pull out & check.—16 Aug
  
• *hookin' my kids on Star Trek* #nerdgenesbreedtrue—15 Aug
  
• @JeanGreasy I'm still panicky about mad cow disease...but, I'm still craving a steak.—15 Aug
  
• #JobsDrakeHadBeforeBecomingARapper Survey says: Fluffer—15 Aug
  
• #shedidntcallbecause she wasn't done with her math homework. #shestooyoungforyoubro—12 Aug
  
• #youknowyouacrookwhen the cops call your first name out the window of their cop car without lookin' you up on their computer.—11 Aug
  
• If you get sick cuz you're swole, that's on you. But, if you swell up because you're sick, THEN you can ride the fatboy scooter @ Walmart.—10 Aug
  
• #scarymovierulestoliveby just as everyone breathes a sigh of relief that it's over, step to one side, duck & mind the splash of blood.—10 Aug
  
• Women's timeline/wall kill me w/this. Friday: All kinds of sexual innuendo. Saturday: Break up ('men are pigs' tweets) Sunday: Scriptures—29 Jul
  
• @detroitflipside On the whole, though: you're right! He should get more recognition than he does...even though he's a legend.—29 Jul
  
• @MissZindzi @AristaFbabi @DJZeeti You know, put some triangular blocks behind her so she doesn't roll back.—28 Jul
  
• #whitepeoplehobbies are sometimes useful. We wouldn't know how hot volcanoes get, how fast bears can run or have Nikes without them.—19 Jul
  
• #umightbeghetto if you have fake toenails. I won't mention them ashy heels and too-small mules.—24 Jun
  
• I'm craving two coney dogs, some @BetterMade chips and a cold, @myfaygo cola. But, I'm in Atlanta. :-(—22 Jun
  
• So, yeah! If you don't cop that #Elmatic, I might have to roll up to your crib and trip one of your kids. It's THAT good!—19 May
  
• So, you say you're a #Hiphop Head? Tune in to #wrekroomrenaissance
  http://streaming.wrek.org:8000/wrek_live-128kb @wrekroom—19 May
  
• The key to surviving the Zombie Apocalypse is having lots of fat, slow friends...unless you're the fat, slow friend. Nice knowing you, tubby—19 May
  
• #sometimesyouhaveto realize that just cuz somebody says or types "God" doesn't mean they know a thing about life, truth or the Bible.—19 May
  
• You keep blaming your sex partners' penis size rather than doing Kegels, Loosey. #thatswhyursingle—17 May
  
• Remember, boys: Better to buy her tampons voluntarily than diapers by court order. #thingsgirlswantboystodo—12 May
  
• I'm gonna help save beached whales while wearing a Pro-Choice t-shirt. #bucketlist—9 May
  
• @DetroitMansRoom Michigan made it to the Frozen Four. Give 'em props.—26 Mar
  
• @jasmith579 Faygo bought the recipe for the original Vernors. Ginger Ale > Ginger Soda (look @ the bottles). Try Faygo Sensations.—6 Jan
  
• @wrekroom Hip hop has sub-genres. Radio rap has its place. So does lyricism and hip hop's other classic elements.—10 Jun 10

Retweets by Me

One reason why I enjoy Twitter is the people who make me laugh. These are the things that I passed on to the folks who "follow" me.

18 Sep »    myfabolouslife :: Fabolous    

Jus ran into my nigga @RayJ at @iamdiddy dinner.. He told me & @KevinHart4real that it was a fucked up edit & bitches was there!!

19 Sep »    SeanMandela :: Mandela P!     

I wake up hearing fab vs. Ray J. ??? I'm going back to sleep Can't we all get along? #NP WHY CAN'T WE BE FRIENDS?

15 Sep »    MARLONLWAYANS :: marlon wayans    

What do u do about child obesity? Make them fat babies run http://say.ly/MiwIor

15 Sep »    IMWhatsRelevant :: Atrice Carey     

the uglier u are the better yo purse and shoes gotta look

15 Sep »    mclyte :: MC Lyte     

"When you choose your friends, don't be short-changed by choosing personality over character." -- W. Somerset Maugham #quotes

14 Sep »    MeLaMachinko :: Mela Tequila     

Lmfao RT @jose3030 When people unfollow me on Twitter, I'm all like http://twitpic.com/6gohgu

14 Sep »    TalibKweli :: Talib Kweli Greene     

When u only have 140 characters, context is king. Practice visiting a timeline b4 u comment on 1 tweet u don't like. You'll thank me later!

14 Sep »    Tone_Gaines :: Tone Gaines     

so since Glen Rice slayed Sarah Palin can she now be on Basketball Wives U.S.?

14 Sep »    TalibKweli :: Talib Kweli Greene     

I talk to Mos abt getting on twitter he be like nah son. Im like so I gotta deal with the crazy ones by myself ok! lol

14 Sep »    shitmydadsays :: Justin     

"Bullshit. Don't pretend you don't care about your birthday. It's like watching a hooker pretend she's out for a walk when cops drive by."

13 Sep »    phontigallo :: Phonte     

This nigga should just get a timeshare. RT @DDotOmen Gucci Mane Charged For Assault, Sentenced To 6 Months: tinyurl.com/6yz48sa   

13 Sep »    WarrenWint :: Warren Wint     

W.I.N.T: Written In Native Tongue Hosted by DJ @JonneyMiles http://www.datpiff.com/Warren-Wint-WINT-Written-In-Native-Tongue-mixtape.246985.html   FREE DOWNLOAD!!!!

12 Sep »    PageKennedy :: Page Kennedy     

i really hate when ppl put me in facebook groups i didnt request to be in

9 Sep »    COPYWRITE :: פיטר W. Mirabella     

@REALDJPREMIER where can I get some beat prices fam? Salute. Long time fan over here #MHz

7 Sep »    cherrygarcia :: Ben & Jerry's     

Our newest limited batch flavor is an ode to a classic SNL skit. You won't be able to resist our Schweddy Balls! http://ow.ly/6odmc

7 Sep »    TFLN :: TextsFromLastNight     

(206): Ok... I'm a little jealous... Grab her pig tails and ride her like a jet ski. Making motor noises is optional.

6 Sep »    MeLaMachinko :: Mela Tequila     

RT @YolieTheJew Sherri Sheherd's husband has child-bearing hips. <--- and she has man hips. So they match!

6 Sep »    MeLaMachinko :: Mela Tequila     

RT @KidFury Girl, go play with your hearing aid. RT @iRespectFemales: Midgets laugh when they run because the grass tickles their balls lol

6 Sep »    Kitkas :: Katrie Seen     

Don't call me #private I just won't pick up!!

5 Sep »    AlanTheChemist :: ALCHEMIST     

@ @SeanMandela "my words connected with the crowd". Fuckouttahere with that moist emo shit son. Real thugs don't connect with crowds B

4 Sep »    thecoreyholcomb :: Corey Holcomb     

2 ghetto hoes got in a fight just as Sade started singing "is it a crime". Da usher broke it up & said "how did u hoes get good seats?"

3 Sep »    MARLONLWAYANS :: marlon wayans     

Roy Jones jr annunciation is so bad My close caption just read "what the fuck did he just say"???

3 Sep »    MARLONLWAYANS :: marlon wayans     

Comedians need freedom to create. Audiences need to protect and respect that. Stop the witch hunts is ridiculous. We say dumb shit daily.

2 Sep »    imKaySoloBtc :: Kay Solo     

-- having other cities mad we're a trending topic #ItsADetroitThing

2 Sep »    argvee :: Heather Adkins     

All the adjectives in the world (e.g., unsophisticated) won't make you feel better about getting owned. Give them up.

2 Sep »    CornelWest :: Cornel West     

Tune into @TavisSmiley's primetime @PBS special about the (mis)education of #Blackboys Tues, Sept. 13 #TooImportantToFail http://ow.ly/6kkhb

2 Sep »    MeLaMachinko :: Mela Tequila     

Niggas be like "FUCK freedom. That freedom shit is #FTF ! If u like freedom, you a ho!"

2 Sep »    MeLaMachinko :: Mela Tequila     

Umm. If u think TI and his affection for the prison industrial complex is a black issue, unfollow me then kill yourself now. Thanks.

31 Aug »    SeanMandela :: Mandela P!     

Banging beat + talk of latest ride + weirdo outfit+ reference of model = most of the raps I hear

31 Aug »    bia_kay :: k     

The truth hurts..some people can not accept it and continue to search for an answer that pleases them...pleasing answer=fake assery

30 Aug »    RussianRedKiss :: TeeNicole     

#ThingsHoodRatsLove Drake

30 Aug »    blackbarbie334 :: Aisha Smith     

#ThingsHoodratsLove naming their child something they cant spell until the 11th grade

29 Aug »    PageKennedy :: Page Kennedy     

lil wayne pretty handsome guy AYE? RT @mintee69: @PageKennedy-Behold! http://twitpic.com/6daxgk

28 Aug »    DJYABOYEARL :: Chicken & Watermelon     

@DJYABOYEARL: Hoes dont like to be hoes so just call um "bae" like this "u coming over bae?" Sounds better then "u coming over hoe?"

28 Aug »    AlanTheChemist :: ALCHEMIST     

I wonder which one of u bitch ass rappers is gonna be the 1st to rock a monocle.

28 Aug »    pharoahemonch :: Pharoahe Monch     

makin veterans run for medicine cause in a fight i put out more lights than con edison - Kool G Rap <- #insane

26 Aug »    MikeTyson :: Mike Tyson     

You may win the rat race but you're still a rat.

26 Aug »    9thWonderMusic :: 9th Wonder     

Sad to say....can't listen to everybody's music....#reallifetweet

25 Aug »    PageKennedy :: Page Kennedy     

if ur basically naked in all ur twitt pics & avatars in a compromising position & u still have less than 500 followers ITS NOT WORKING UGLY

25 Aug »    TFLN :: TextsFromLastNight     

(210): If this wasn't a work function my tits would be out already.

24 Aug »    someecards :: someecards     

I am no match for the perfect, carefully crafted online version of myself. http://some.ly/niXVkW

23 Aug »    JonC607 :: Jon Coughlin     

I hate that one person on facebook that adds all of ur friends that they don't even know.

19 Aug »    MeLaMachinko :: Mela Tequila     

Neutralize the ugly broad RT @Statquo: Ths nigga @SperryPark_CEO is the worst wing man evr he gotta learn the phrase "take one for the team"

18 Aug »    9thWonderMusic :: 9th Wonder     

Hip Hop was made to create the cool, we never follow what's supposed to be cool..

18 Aug »    DivinelyGeneva :: G.Geneva     

some niggas are just unfuckable @frikitonafriki

18 Aug »    SeanMandela :: Mandela P!     

If u have no facial hair guess what.... You are a girl!!!! #thatisall

18 Aug »    MeLaMachinko :: Mela Tequila     

Only u Baz RT @crazydjbazarro: A midget just walked passed me and said "yo u a sucker"..

18 Aug »    RayLipowski :: Ray Lipowski     

#IHate tagged photos, videos n being added to peoples groups on Facebook. I don't care about your groups and don't tag me in sh*t I'm not in

18 Aug »    RayLipowski :: Ray Lipowski     

#IHate seeing strippers with c sections. This is a no c section strip club lady.

17 Aug »    TonyTRoberts :: Tony Roberts     

NYAB: Road Rage Shout Out..."Burn your car bitch and get a horse and buggy!"...."Where the "F" are your Grandkids, let them drive!"

17 Aug »    JeanGreasy :: JeanGrae     

How I gauge situations by the way my name is said to me: "Jeeeean. *sigh*" = What did I do? "Jeannie"= YAY! or REALLY SAD.

17 Aug »    MeLaMachinko :: Mela Tequila     

I hate having to wear clothes sometimes

17 Aug »    MeLaMachinko :: Mela Tequila     

Why is it so hard to throw away random chargers even when u have NO idea what they charged?

17 Aug »    9thWonderMusic :: 9th Wonder     

Big ups to the parents who STILL BELIEVE IN LAYAWAY...the science of LIFE!......#Parenthood

17 Aug »    therealrahdigga :: Rah Digga     

Sooo my nephew just got "jumped" n2 a gang...ok...now he bout to get his ass whooped by me right back out of it...

17 Aug »    9thWonderMusic :: 9th Wonder     

Young brothers, please remember, if u choose bucking as an action, be well advised of the considerable amounts of nucking that should follow

16 Aug »    PageKennedy :: Page Kennedy     

RT @WhoIsMissHawaii: RT @whiteboytatted: I love titties

16 Aug »    SeanMandela :: Mandela P!     

Like "what u in for?" murder..... "What u in for?" Tax Evasion Oh word ..... Bend over lol!

16 Aug »    RayLipowski :: Ray Lipowski     

#OnceYouGetMarriedYouCant leave the toilet seat up or you will get cussed out at 3am when she fell in.

15 Aug »    common :: COMMON     

LOL!! RT @robertglasper: They should do a deodorant check at the airport as well,its a crime to be funky on a long ass flight lol

11 Aug »    phontigallo :: Phonte     

#FamousLies "I have read and agree to the terms and conditions."

11 Aug »    SeanMandela :: Mandela P!     

Judge mathis is wild "uh huh I'm from the hood u can't fool me I know a crack head when I see one 1st of all ya too figgety" lmao!!!!

10 Aug »    TFLN :: TextsFromLastNight     

(713): His fuck buddy just got fake tits and wants him to 'come break them in.' I need his life.

10 Aug »    PageKennedy :: Page Kennedy     

I respect the artistry of watch the throne with @S_C_ & @kanyewest but lyrically they r not in same league as @Royceda59 & @Eminem Bad&evil

8 Aug »    WilliamsJon :: Jon Williams     

Amazing Times front page photo - woman leaps from burning building in #London. http://thetim.es/9RXx2p http://twitpic.com/6385k5

6 Aug »    phontigallo :: Phonte     

This. RT @SpiritEquality Music history doesn't change with age. You shouldn't think Ne-Yo is more influential than Stevie because you're 19.

3 Aug »    PageKennedy :: Page Kennedy     

If u have to keep pulling on ur top U R 2 FAT FOR THAT SIZE!!!!!

1 Aug »    RayLipowski :: Ray Lipowski     

#arentyoutiredof these chicks with that fattest juiciest asses but have the Mookie Blaylock face.

29 Jul »    RayLipowski :: Ray Lipowski     

#amomentofsilence for all the babies that missed the cut bcuz they landed on backs, sheets, foreheads, tits, stomachs, asses and swallowed

28 Jul »    Daddy_Jose :: - - - - - - -✈     

Notice in that rated 'G' movie Pinocchio they be using a gun. kids smoking and drinking. WTF ! #smfh

27 Jul »    DivinelyGeneva :: G.Geneva     

"@Section8Barbie: Chicks be acting all innocent and confused like they don't secretly want to be slutted out"

27 Jul »    DivinelyGeneva :: G.Geneva     

"@_MainAtractiOn: a relationship consist of two people..but bitches these days cant count"

26 Jul »    SmittyDMR :: Jason Smitty     

@TheRealVegaDoll: Guys only want you for sex. If u cant give sex u get left on the couch." unless we're watching the game on it. 

25 Jul »    DivinelyGeneva :: G.Geneva     

Some stuff should remain secret and not exposed on twitter

22 Jul »    PageKennedy :: Page Kennedy     

ever noticed when u 1st start talkin 2her she comes over with make up&goin out outfits but once she "has" u she comes over in her workout 1s

21 Jul »    JeanGreasy :: JeanGrae     

Ladies, easy on the makeup. It's too hot. I've seen 3 women walk in here looking like abused clowns. #nobeatintheheat

21 Jul »    TFLN :: TextsFromLastNight     

(+44): he was wearing ninja turtle pajamas and he STILL got laid. who the fuck is this guy?!

19 Jul »    PageKennedy :: Page Kennedy     

I bet Mexican kids fuck rick ross up with sticks when they see him trying to get all those chocolate bars 2spill out.

19 Jul »    JeanGreasy :: JeanGrae     

LMAO!!!! RT @parksmusic @JeanGreasy is definitely the biggest asshole in twitter history. In a good way of course.

19 Jul »    therealrahdigga :: Rah Digga     

I get a kick outta folks w/ their "all female rapper" bright ideas and shit...they be serious as hell too yall...

19 Jul »    someecards :: someecards     

The 11 most inappropriate CAPTCHA word combinations of all time. http://funni.ly/p2sH3g

18 Jul »    PageKennedy :: Page Kennedy     

ladies ladies ladies. plz if your going to fight on twitter do it naked. whos ass is bigger? @candySUPATHROAT @iamjennashea

18 Jul »    RayLipowski :: Ray Lipowski     #lifewaseasybefore

I discovered that lotion felt so good on my penis. All I was doing was making it soft n than was like hey whats this?

15 Jul »    PageKennedy :: Page Kennedy     

#IfTheBachelorWasBlack he would be from the Wayne Brady tribe of black dudes. #SafeNegro

14 Jul »    RayLipowski :: Ray Lipowski     

#yeahyoulosing if ur a big chic with tights on. They r a privilege not a rite bcuz they dont look rite on u. U look like a stuffedlaundrybag

13 Jul »    RayLipowski :: Ray Lipowski     

You're not like those other chicks? #yeahright you're exactly like them cuz you felt the need to tell me you aren't.

12 Jul »    JeanGreasy :: JeanGrae     

The Internet is the inspiration for the most obnoxious, entitled, flagrant shit. It's really quite fascinating.

12 Jul »    chuckcreekmur :: Chuck Creekmur     

"The worst thing to call somebody is crazy-it's dismissive,'I don't understand this person,so they're crazy'-that's bullsht."-Dave Chappelle

11 Jul »    PageKennedy :: Page Kennedy     

check out the Closer tonight 9pm on TNT @pagekennedy will be on it

8 Jul »    PageKennedy :: Page Kennedy     

8 ball and MJG on stage looking like the #10. He should be called bowling ball

8 Jul »    JeanGreasy :: JeanGrae     

2    Special Olympics ad just came on. I don't know this person well yet, so I left the room before I acted like a total douche

8 Jul »    PageKennedy :: Page Kennedy     

RT @MrMarchand: #Ithink big girls need to know that we're all aware that the overhead Avi pic slenders you

7 Jul »    PageKennedy :: Page Kennedy     

my computer moving slower than Rick Ross metabolism

4 Jul »    PageKennedy :: Page Kennedy     

i wish i could call room service for vagina.then when im done set her outside my door like the food tray or like the flintstones do Dino

4 Jul »    PageKennedy :: Page Kennedy     

So no texting and driving but watching porn on multiple flat screens in a cutlass on 26"rims is fine. Ok got it

4 Jul »    PageKennedy :: Page Kennedy     

i been sleeping with a lot of black girls lately trying to unracist my peen monster. needless2say it hasnt worked yet but ima keep trying

3 Jul »    TonyTRoberts :: Tony Roberts     

NYAB: I respect all my black moms...but hot sauce is not a vegetable...it can't go with everything

3 Jul »    RayLipowski :: Ray Lipowski     

#relationshipsendbecause I saw your momma's ass n credit score. Plus she's more my age and this is her house not yours.

3 Jul »    RayLipowski :: Ray Lipowski     

A FYI for women that shave off their entire eyebrows and draw on new ones I just wanna let you know you look like a clown and crazy.

4 Jul »    RayLipowski :: Ray Lipowski     

#fatpeoplenightmares them smelling something thinking someone is cooking to realize its just their thighs rubbing together.

4 Jul »    PageKennedy :: Page Kennedy     

#fatpeoplenightmares an app for a pan down function to their neck up photos

1 Jul »    JeanGreasy :: JeanGrae     

Being in a Hoveround doesn't make you "THE KING OF THE SIDEWALKS!!!" Stop trying to run me over! Asshole cripple!!!

30 Jun »    RayLipowski :: Ray Lipowski     

Shout out to Amber Rose this chick is bald n killing the game. U chicks running around buying lacefronts, yaki, wigs, n still look like shit

30 Jun »    RayLipowski :: Ray Lipowski     

Fat people don't listen to what people say about you. Don't get down on yourself. Keep your chins up.

28 Jun »    RayLipowski :: Ray Lipowski     

#reason2haveguybestfriend you women are so dumb with this. 90% or greater your male best friend wants to fock you and will if you let him

28 Jun »    PageKennedy :: Page Kennedy     

RT @uturnweeds: Girls with big perfect tits should feel superior over other bitches

26 Jun »    PageKennedy :: Page Kennedy     

Alll Rick Ross songs sound the same. Listening to his CD sound like a 45min song.

26 Jun »    JeanGreasy :: JeanGrae     

I don't have to shit on anyone else to be dope. I'm dope whether you exist or not.

24 Jun »    PageKennedy :: Page Kennedy     

u cant eat no carbs no sugar nada white but girls RT @JasmineReal: @PageKennedy what's the PK diet?

24 Jun »    PageKennedy :: Page Kennedy     

she should get her boyfriend a GPS 4Xmas. to find her vagina in all those mountains RT @FingerStinger: http://yfrog.com/gzavvbgj

24 Jun »    DivinelyGeneva :: G.Geneva     

"@lilduval: Rappers falling off NFL lockout NBA bout have a lock out too. shiiiiiit I'm getting sexier and sexier to u hoes ain't I?"

22 Jun »    someecards :: someecards     

I'd be much more into the Gay Pride Parade if real lesbians were like porn lesbians. http://some.ly/bGVtTC

18 Jun »    RayLipowski :: Ray Lipowski     

I put a black rubber on last night. D+ck looked humongous. Was messed up though cuz my balls were still white. Looked like a penguin.

18 Jun »    RayLipowski :: Ray Lipowski     

#howtopleaseahoodrat when she asks you how to spell an easy word tell her you dont know either so you don't seem superior to her.

26 May »    someecards :: someecards     

It's not premarital sex if you never get married. http://some.ly/ikVeMJ

24 May »    Notasulga4Ever :: Chico Canady     

"No woman likes her man to have a good time when she's not around. Not one." -@KevinHart4real #KevinHartQuotes

20 May »    JeanGreasy :: JeanGrae     

You're kidding me. HONORED. *bows* Love you, Monie. Thank YOU. "@DaRealMonieLove: @JeanGreasy <<<<My Hero!"

20 May »    iRespectTamales :: tamale lover     

I'm gonna open a place called PIEKEA, you walk around & look at all kinds of pies, but when you wanna buy one you get a box of ingredients

19 May »    JHoolligan :: John Crosby     

@JeanGreasy Major rule don't b a douche & hide that u got bit ur not gettin cured. If some1 is suddenly pale or clammy they get the headshot

19 May »    JeanGreasy :: JeanGrae     

In the event we run out of money, you may pay me in ammo RT @akamami what do we pay with? re: #Cookies #Cake

12 May »    DivinelyGeneva :: G.Geneva     

"@SheSeauxSaditty: See that's the problem...you bitches be miserable in these tweets because ya'll don't have a dick to spin on regularly!"

12 May »    someecards :: someecards     

"NEWS"! Someecards.com has somehow grown to over 6 million monthly visits. We thank every disturbed individual who had nothing better to do.

12 May »    SmittyDMR :: Jason Smitty     

Nap time is underrated. I'm jealous of kids. RT @mssarahrich: I need a nap!

5 May »    someecards :: someecards     

I'm not above using obscure Mexican battles to justify my drinking. http://some.ly/aa3KII 

29 Apr »    RealComedyKing :: Comedy King ︻╦╤─     

Ladies, please post a picture with you in Boy shorts. It's #BoyshortsAppreciationDay :) R-T if you like girls in boy shorts.

14 Apr »    someecards :: someecards     

I love you like a pig loves not being bacon. http://some.ly/hD5EvJ

27 Mar »    WhyUSoBitchy :: .....     

Females that are in relationship need to stop listening to single females for advice go to other females that are in a relationship

22 Mar »    JeanGreasy :: JeanGrae     

Demand wht u want @ the forefront of music, or be an asshat & keep complaining tht the artists u like don't get more SHINE

16 Mar »    JeanGreasy :: JeanGrae     

Just paid $25 to check my luggage. This motherfucker just got on the plane with a cello. A CELLO.

6 Mar »    JeanGreasy :: JeanGrae     

#Schwinning http://twitpic.com/4707ee

Likability, by Guy Kawasaki