Black Ice

The Music Industry Exposed

Felonious Monk

Awesome Rant To The US Gov't

My Tweets, Retweeted

I guess these are my psy quotes—2011.

• I'm not a conspiracy theorist. People are too greedy, mean and stupid to get along for long when money is involved.—20 minutes ago
  
• @TrickyDMR @CalebTweetsToo The world shows nothing but contempt for us. But, mention it & some asshole will call it "the race card".—23 Sep
  
• Letting people turn #TroyDavis case into a platform for political agendas trivializes THIS man's fight for his life.—21 Sep
  
• You should know that police officers feel that their life is worth more than your own. Watch their tactics whenever this is questioned.—21 Sep
  
• Chick didn't say anything at first when she called. She said she was choked on a nut. #pause
  #NotMyFault—21 Sep
  
• With all the flossin' that I've seen these rappers do, I still ain't seen shit as cool as Special Ed's hovercraft. Another Vanquish? *yawn*—21 Sep
  
• I'm just glad #Twitter ain't always rearranging the furniture like #Facebook keeps doing. Facebook, you suck.—21 Sep
  
• "@RoaryDaMascot: "@SmittyDMR: Yo follow my cousin @TrickyDMR" No" LoL@this—20 Sep
  
• I had an amazing weekend. Those always make Mondays tougher to deal with.—19 Sep
  
• @kittygalore6 Good point. Why are we letting women out of the kitchen? And, who let you wear shoes?!? I must discuss this with other men.—15 Sep
  
• @DivinelyGeneva @Melly2times @Janae_Snow 5'2", 230# ... she can leave footprints in DRY concrete.—15 Sep
  
• @DetroitMansRoom #TeamDMR || Spartans ain't s'posed 2B shiny. But: better than Maryland. *smh* I blame Astroturf for these unis.—14 Sep
  
• Which is worse: Crazy people that don't know they're crazy or nutty fuckers that know JUST how nucking futs they really are?—14 Sep
  
• "Our slaves are hired for life and well compensated; there is no starvation, no begging, no want of employment" - John Henry Hammond—13 Sep
  
• 14 Kills/0 Deaths...Team Deathmatch—12 Sep
  
• The highest treason that a crab can make is to leap for the rim of the bucket. - Steven Pressfield, The War of Art—12 Sep
  
• @TrickyDMR Pawn that ring & run 'em. Don't even THINK about settling down w/one chick for AT LEAST two years.—9 Sep
  
• I wish they'd put some food coloring in that soap dispenser cuz I swear that shit looks like jizz.—8 Sep
  
• R Kelly is trending. Did somebody else's kid get peed on by the Pied Piper of Love? Just wondering...—6 Sep
  
• Half the time, upon examination, people deserve the person they're with just from sheer hardheadedness.—3 Sep
  
• Even before Chedda Boyz, we had AWOL. http://youtu.be/lLb8iQDn6jE
  #ItsADetroitThing—3 Sep
  
• Lean forward a li'l bit before you turn your head to see what's happening behind you so you don't get snuck. #ItsADetroitThing—3 Sep
  
• ...even when it looks like somebody's jiggling a basket full of fat puppies in front of you when she walks past.—2 Sep U
  
• Professional: adj. (pro fes' shun ul): Pretending like you have not noticed that she has a nice ass at work...—2 Sep
  
• #dadquotes Go in there and get my Bible. #canyoujustbeatme—31 Aug
  
• #ThingsHoodratsLove 3-5 syllable baby names involving apostrophes and the suffixes -ika, isha, and/or -arion—30 Aug
  
• "To sum it up, I'll Kill you! I don't blame you for being wack! I blame your fans for being dumb enough to feel you!" @Copywrite #truth—30 Aug
  
• Clumsy muhfukkaz keep falling offa shit in Texas Stadium. Just get League Pass & let your clumsy relatives watch from home. Sheesh!—29 Aug
  
• @JeanGreasy Still haven't figured out why so many clueless folks follow such a brilliant smartass. The old moth/flame theory, I guess.—23 Aug
  
• The #earthquake was a publicity stunt for the new #Rezurrection Zombie Pack for Call of Duty. Are you near a cemetery?—23 Aug
  
• @Torae the current standard of "rap" is autotune and dudes chanting simplistic phrases. So, yeah, dope beats and smooth flow IS old school.—23 Aug
  
• "@foxxhole: Should polygamy be legalized?" Having 2 wives is like having 2 migraines.—18 Aug
  
• Ain't but so many muhfukkaz who "got their shit together". Realistically, get w/somebody who needs a lil help or get used to being alone.—18 Aug
  
• #smh If you can't find a "decent man", then maybe your ass need to quit givin' your number out in the club.—18 Aug
  
• @Trickytweets2 I always enjoy a dancer who does some shit that I can only respond to with a golf clap.—18 Aug
  
• Some people's full potential was reached when their particular sperm was first to the egg. #AllDownhillFromThere—17 Aug
  
• #IWishTheyWouldBringBack real singers who can actually sing. I've had enough of "performing artists".—17 Aug
  
• The introduction of #autotune into any song automatically & immediately lowers the intellectual mean of the audience.—17 Aug
  
• @bia_kay A big enough ass swallows all pannies except bloomers. BUT, you won't see a panny line.—16 Aug
  
• #ManLaw Don't do anything during the courtship, engagement or wedding that you can't top on the first anniversary. #DMR—16 Aug
  
• #sexfacts Magnums WILL break. If it starts feeling too good, pull out & check.—16 Aug
  
• *hookin' my kids on Star Trek* #nerdgenesbreedtrue—15 Aug
  
• @JeanGreasy I'm still panicky about mad cow disease...but, I'm still craving a steak.—15 Aug
  
• #JobsDrakeHadBeforeBecomingARapper Survey says: Fluffer—15 Aug
  
• #shedidntcallbecause she wasn't done with her math homework. #shestooyoungforyoubro—12 Aug
  
• #youknowyouacrookwhen the cops call your first name out the window of their cop car without lookin' you up on their computer.—11 Aug
  
• If you get sick cuz you're swole, that's on you. But, if you swell up because you're sick, THEN you can ride the fatboy scooter @ Walmart.—10 Aug
  
• #scarymovierulestoliveby just as everyone breathes a sigh of relief that it's over, step to one side, duck & mind the splash of blood.—10 Aug
  
• Women's timeline/wall kill me w/this. Friday: All kinds of sexual innuendo. Saturday: Break up ('men are pigs' tweets) Sunday: Scriptures—29 Jul
  
• @detroitflipside On the whole, though: you're right! He should get more recognition than he does...even though he's a legend.—29 Jul
  
• @MissZindzi @AristaFbabi @DJZeeti You know, put some triangular blocks behind her so she doesn't roll back.—28 Jul
  
• #whitepeoplehobbies are sometimes useful. We wouldn't know how hot volcanoes get, how fast bears can run or have Nikes without them.—19 Jul
  
• #umightbeghetto if you have fake toenails. I won't mention them ashy heels and too-small mules.—24 Jun
  
• I'm craving two coney dogs, some @BetterMade chips and a cold, @myfaygo cola. But, I'm in Atlanta. :-(—22 Jun
  
• So, yeah! If you don't cop that #Elmatic, I might have to roll up to your crib and trip one of your kids. It's THAT good!—19 May
  
• So, you say you're a #Hiphop Head? Tune in to #wrekroomrenaissance
  http://streaming.wrek.org:8000/wrek_live-128kb @wrekroom—19 May
  
• The key to surviving the Zombie Apocalypse is having lots of fat, slow friends...unless you're the fat, slow friend. Nice knowing you, tubby—19 May
  
• #sometimesyouhaveto realize that just cuz somebody says or types "God" doesn't mean they know a thing about life, truth or the Bible.—19 May
  
• You keep blaming your sex partners' penis size rather than doing Kegels, Loosey. #thatswhyursingle—17 May
  
• Remember, boys: Better to buy her tampons voluntarily than diapers by court order. #thingsgirlswantboystodo—12 May
  
• I'm gonna help save beached whales while wearing a Pro-Choice t-shirt. #bucketlist—9 May
  
• @DetroitMansRoom Michigan made it to the Frozen Four. Give 'em props.—26 Mar
  
• @jasmith579 Faygo bought the recipe for the original Vernors. Ginger Ale > Ginger Soda (look @ the bottles). Try Faygo Sensations.—6 Jan
  
• @wrekroom Hip hop has sub-genres. Radio rap has its place. So does lyricism and hip hop's other classic elements.—10 Jun 10

Retweets by Me

One reason why I enjoy Twitter is the people who make me laugh. These are the things that I passed on to the folks who "follow" me.

18 Sep »    myfabolouslife :: Fabolous    

Jus ran into my nigga @RayJ at @iamdiddy dinner.. He told me & @KevinHart4real that it was a fucked up edit & bitches was there!!

19 Sep »    SeanMandela :: Mandela P!     

I wake up hearing fab vs. Ray J. ??? I'm going back to sleep Can't we all get along? #NP WHY CAN'T WE BE FRIENDS?

15 Sep »    MARLONLWAYANS :: marlon wayans    

What do u do about child obesity? Make them fat babies run http://say.ly/MiwIor

15 Sep »    IMWhatsRelevant :: Atrice Carey     

the uglier u are the better yo purse and shoes gotta look

15 Sep »    mclyte :: MC Lyte     

"When you choose your friends, don't be short-changed by choosing personality over character." -- W. Somerset Maugham #quotes

14 Sep »    MeLaMachinko :: Mela Tequila     

Lmfao RT @jose3030 When people unfollow me on Twitter, I'm all like http://twitpic.com/6gohgu

14 Sep »    TalibKweli :: Talib Kweli Greene     

When u only have 140 characters, context is king. Practice visiting a timeline b4 u comment on 1 tweet u don't like. You'll thank me later!

14 Sep »    Tone_Gaines :: Tone Gaines     

so since Glen Rice slayed Sarah Palin can she now be on Basketball Wives U.S.?

14 Sep »    TalibKweli :: Talib Kweli Greene     

I talk to Mos abt getting on twitter he be like nah son. Im like so I gotta deal with the crazy ones by myself ok! lol

14 Sep »    shitmydadsays :: Justin     

"Bullshit. Don't pretend you don't care about your birthday. It's like watching a hooker pretend she's out for a walk when cops drive by."

13 Sep »    phontigallo :: Phonte     

This nigga should just get a timeshare. RT @DDotOmen Gucci Mane Charged For Assault, Sentenced To 6 Months: tinyurl.com/6yz48sa   

13 Sep »    WarrenWint :: Warren Wint     

W.I.N.T: Written In Native Tongue Hosted by DJ @JonneyMiles http://www.datpiff.com/Warren-Wint-WINT-Written-In-Native-Tongue-mixtape.246985.html   FREE DOWNLOAD!!!!

12 Sep »    PageKennedy :: Page Kennedy     

i really hate when ppl put me in facebook groups i didnt request to be in

9 Sep »    COPYWRITE :: פיטר W. Mirabella     

@REALDJPREMIER where can I get some beat prices fam? Salute. Long time fan over here #MHz

7 Sep »    cherrygarcia :: Ben & Jerry's     

Our newest limited batch flavor is an ode to a classic SNL skit. You won't be able to resist our Schweddy Balls! http://ow.ly/6odmc

7 Sep »    TFLN :: TextsFromLastNight     

(206): Ok... I'm a little jealous... Grab her pig tails and ride her like a jet ski. Making motor noises is optional.

6 Sep »    MeLaMachinko :: Mela Tequila     

RT @YolieTheJew Sherri Sheherd's husband has child-bearing hips. <--- and she has man hips. So they match!

6 Sep »    MeLaMachinko :: Mela Tequila     

RT @KidFury Girl, go play with your hearing aid. RT @iRespectFemales: Midgets laugh when they run because the grass tickles their balls lol

6 Sep »    Kitkas :: Katrie Seen     

Don't call me #private I just won't pick up!!

5 Sep »    AlanTheChemist :: ALCHEMIST     

@ @SeanMandela "my words connected with the crowd". Fuckouttahere with that moist emo shit son. Real thugs don't connect with crowds B

4 Sep »    thecoreyholcomb :: Corey Holcomb     

2 ghetto hoes got in a fight just as Sade started singing "is it a crime". Da usher broke it up & said "how did u hoes get good seats?"

3 Sep »    MARLONLWAYANS :: marlon wayans     

Roy Jones jr annunciation is so bad My close caption just read "what the fuck did he just say"???

3 Sep »    MARLONLWAYANS :: marlon wayans     

Comedians need freedom to create. Audiences need to protect and respect that. Stop the witch hunts is ridiculous. We say dumb shit daily.

2 Sep »    imKaySoloBtc :: Kay Solo     

-- having other cities mad we're a trending topic #ItsADetroitThing

2 Sep »    argvee :: Heather Adkins     

All the adjectives in the world (e.g., unsophisticated) won't make you feel better about getting owned. Give them up.

2 Sep »    CornelWest :: Cornel West     

Tune into @TavisSmiley's primetime @PBS special about the (mis)education of #Blackboys Tues, Sept. 13 #TooImportantToFail http://ow.ly/6kkhb

2 Sep »    MeLaMachinko :: Mela Tequila     

Niggas be like "FUCK freedom. That freedom shit is #FTF ! If u like freedom, you a ho!"

2 Sep »    MeLaMachinko :: Mela Tequila     

Umm. If u think TI and his affection for the prison industrial complex is a black issue, unfollow me then kill yourself now. Thanks.

31 Aug »    SeanMandela :: Mandela P!     

Banging beat + talk of latest ride + weirdo outfit+ reference of model = most of the raps I hear

31 Aug »    bia_kay :: k     

The truth hurts..some people can not accept it and continue to search for an answer that pleases them...pleasing answer=fake assery

30 Aug »    RussianRedKiss :: TeeNicole     

#ThingsHoodRatsLove Drake

30 Aug »    blackbarbie334 :: Aisha Smith     

#ThingsHoodratsLove naming their child something they cant spell until the 11th grade

29 Aug »    PageKennedy :: Page Kennedy     

lil wayne pretty handsome guy AYE? RT @mintee69: @PageKennedy-Behold! http://twitpic.com/6daxgk

28 Aug »    DJYABOYEARL :: Chicken & Watermelon     

@DJYABOYEARL: Hoes dont like to be hoes so just call um "bae" like this "u coming over bae?" Sounds better then "u coming over hoe?"

28 Aug »    AlanTheChemist :: ALCHEMIST     

I wonder which one of u bitch ass rappers is gonna be the 1st to rock a monocle.

28 Aug »    pharoahemonch :: Pharoahe Monch     

makin veterans run for medicine cause in a fight i put out more lights than con edison - Kool G Rap <- #insane

26 Aug »    MikeTyson :: Mike Tyson     

You may win the rat race but you're still a rat.

26 Aug »    9thWonderMusic :: 9th Wonder     

Sad to say....can't listen to everybody's music....#reallifetweet

25 Aug »    PageKennedy :: Page Kennedy     

if ur basically naked in all ur twitt pics & avatars in a compromising position & u still have less than 500 followers ITS NOT WORKING UGLY

25 Aug »    TFLN :: TextsFromLastNight     

(210): If this wasn't a work function my tits would be out already.

24 Aug »    someecards :: someecards     

I am no match for the perfect, carefully crafted online version of myself. http://some.ly/niXVkW

23 Aug »    JonC607 :: Jon Coughlin     

I hate that one person on facebook that adds all of ur friends that they don't even know.

19 Aug »    MeLaMachinko :: Mela Tequila     

Neutralize the ugly broad RT @Statquo: Ths nigga @SperryPark_CEO is the worst wing man evr he gotta learn the phrase "take one for the team"

18 Aug »    9thWonderMusic :: 9th Wonder     

Hip Hop was made to create the cool, we never follow what's supposed to be cool..

18 Aug »    DivinelyGeneva :: G.Geneva     

some niggas are just unfuckable @frikitonafriki

18 Aug »    SeanMandela :: Mandela P!     

If u have no facial hair guess what.... You are a girl!!!! #thatisall

18 Aug »    MeLaMachinko :: Mela Tequila     

Only u Baz RT @crazydjbazarro: A midget just walked passed me and said "yo u a sucker"..

18 Aug »    RayLipowski :: Ray Lipowski     

#IHate tagged photos, videos n being added to peoples groups on Facebook. I don't care about your groups and don't tag me in sh*t I'm not in

18 Aug »    RayLipowski :: Ray Lipowski     

#IHate seeing strippers with c sections. This is a no c section strip club lady.

17 Aug »    TonyTRoberts :: Tony Roberts     

NYAB: Road Rage Shout Out..."Burn your car bitch and get a horse and buggy!"...."Where the "F" are your Grandkids, let them drive!"

17 Aug »    JeanGreasy :: JeanGrae     

How I gauge situations by the way my name is said to me: "Jeeeean. *sigh*" = What did I do? "Jeannie"= YAY! or REALLY SAD.

17 Aug »    MeLaMachinko :: Mela Tequila     

I hate having to wear clothes sometimes

17 Aug »    MeLaMachinko :: Mela Tequila     

Why is it so hard to throw away random chargers even when u have NO idea what they charged?

17 Aug »    9thWonderMusic :: 9th Wonder     

Big ups to the parents who STILL BELIEVE IN LAYAWAY...the science of LIFE!......#Parenthood

17 Aug »    therealrahdigga :: Rah Digga     

Sooo my nephew just got "jumped" n2 a gang...ok...now he bout to get his ass whooped by me right back out of it...

17 Aug »    9thWonderMusic :: 9th Wonder     

Young brothers, please remember, if u choose bucking as an action, be well advised of the considerable amounts of nucking that should follow

16 Aug »    PageKennedy :: Page Kennedy     

RT @WhoIsMissHawaii: RT @whiteboytatted: I love titties

16 Aug »    SeanMandela :: Mandela P!     

Like "what u in for?" murder..... "What u in for?" Tax Evasion Oh word ..... Bend over lol!

16 Aug »    RayLipowski :: Ray Lipowski     

#OnceYouGetMarriedYouCant leave the toilet seat up or you will get cussed out at 3am when she fell in.

15 Aug »    common :: COMMON     

LOL!! RT @robertglasper: They should do a deodorant check at the airport as well,its a crime to be funky on a long ass flight lol

11 Aug »    phontigallo :: Phonte     

#FamousLies "I have read and agree to the terms and conditions."

11 Aug »    SeanMandela :: Mandela P!     

Judge mathis is wild "uh huh I'm from the hood u can't fool me I know a crack head when I see one 1st of all ya too figgety" lmao!!!!

10 Aug »    TFLN :: TextsFromLastNight     

(713): His fuck buddy just got fake tits and wants him to 'come break them in.' I need his life.

10 Aug »    PageKennedy :: Page Kennedy     

I respect the artistry of watch the throne with @S_C_ & @kanyewest but lyrically they r not in same league as @Royceda59 & @Eminem Bad&evil

8 Aug »    WilliamsJon :: Jon Williams     

Amazing Times front page photo - woman leaps from burning building in #London. http://thetim.es/9RXx2p http://twitpic.com/6385k5

6 Aug »    phontigallo :: Phonte     

This. RT @SpiritEquality Music history doesn't change with age. You shouldn't think Ne-Yo is more influential than Stevie because you're 19.

3 Aug »    PageKennedy :: Page Kennedy     

If u have to keep pulling on ur top U R 2 FAT FOR THAT SIZE!!!!!

1 Aug »    RayLipowski :: Ray Lipowski     

#arentyoutiredof these chicks with that fattest juiciest asses but have the Mookie Blaylock face.

29 Jul »    RayLipowski :: Ray Lipowski     

#amomentofsilence for all the babies that missed the cut bcuz they landed on backs, sheets, foreheads, tits, stomachs, asses and swallowed

28 Jul »    Daddy_Jose :: - - - - - - -✈     

Notice in that rated 'G' movie Pinocchio they be using a gun. kids smoking and drinking. WTF ! #smfh

27 Jul »    DivinelyGeneva :: G.Geneva     

"@Section8Barbie: Chicks be acting all innocent and confused like they don't secretly want to be slutted out"

27 Jul »    DivinelyGeneva :: G.Geneva     

"@_MainAtractiOn: a relationship consist of two people..but bitches these days cant count"

26 Jul »    SmittyDMR :: Jason Smitty     

@TheRealVegaDoll: Guys only want you for sex. If u cant give sex u get left on the couch." unless we're watching the game on it. 

25 Jul »    DivinelyGeneva :: G.Geneva     

Some stuff should remain secret and not exposed on twitter

22 Jul »    PageKennedy :: Page Kennedy     

ever noticed when u 1st start talkin 2her she comes over with make up&goin out outfits but once she "has" u she comes over in her workout 1s

21 Jul »    JeanGreasy :: JeanGrae     

Ladies, easy on the makeup. It's too hot. I've seen 3 women walk in here looking like abused clowns. #nobeatintheheat

21 Jul »    TFLN :: TextsFromLastNight     

(+44): he was wearing ninja turtle pajamas and he STILL got laid. who the fuck is this guy?!

19 Jul »    PageKennedy :: Page Kennedy     

I bet Mexican kids fuck rick ross up with sticks when they see him trying to get all those chocolate bars 2spill out.

19 Jul »    JeanGreasy :: JeanGrae     

LMAO!!!! RT @parksmusic @JeanGreasy is definitely the biggest asshole in twitter history. In a good way of course.

19 Jul »    therealrahdigga :: Rah Digga     

I get a kick outta folks w/ their "all female rapper" bright ideas and shit...they be serious as hell too yall...

19 Jul »    someecards :: someecards     

The 11 most inappropriate CAPTCHA word combinations of all time. http://funni.ly/p2sH3g

18 Jul »    PageKennedy :: Page Kennedy     

ladies ladies ladies. plz if your going to fight on twitter do it naked. whos ass is bigger? @candySUPATHROAT @iamjennashea

18 Jul »    RayLipowski :: Ray Lipowski     #lifewaseasybefore

I discovered that lotion felt so good on my penis. All I was doing was making it soft n than was like hey whats this?

15 Jul »    PageKennedy :: Page Kennedy     

#IfTheBachelorWasBlack he would be from the Wayne Brady tribe of black dudes. #SafeNegro

14 Jul »    RayLipowski :: Ray Lipowski     

#yeahyoulosing if ur a big chic with tights on. They r a privilege not a rite bcuz they dont look rite on u. U look like a stuffedlaundrybag

13 Jul »    RayLipowski :: Ray Lipowski     

You're not like those other chicks? #yeahright you're exactly like them cuz you felt the need to tell me you aren't.

12 Jul »    JeanGreasy :: JeanGrae     

The Internet is the inspiration for the most obnoxious, entitled, flagrant shit. It's really quite fascinating.

12 Jul »    chuckcreekmur :: Chuck Creekmur     

"The worst thing to call somebody is crazy-it's dismissive,'I don't understand this person,so they're crazy'-that's bullsht."-Dave Chappelle

11 Jul »    PageKennedy :: Page Kennedy     

check out the Closer tonight 9pm on TNT @pagekennedy will be on it

8 Jul »    PageKennedy :: Page Kennedy     

8 ball and MJG on stage looking like the #10. He should be called bowling ball

8 Jul »    JeanGreasy :: JeanGrae     

2    Special Olympics ad just came on. I don't know this person well yet, so I left the room before I acted like a total douche

8 Jul »    PageKennedy :: Page Kennedy     

RT @MrMarchand: #Ithink big girls need to know that we're all aware that the overhead Avi pic slenders you

7 Jul »    PageKennedy :: Page Kennedy     

my computer moving slower than Rick Ross metabolism

4 Jul »    PageKennedy :: Page Kennedy     

i wish i could call room service for vagina.then when im done set her outside my door like the food tray or like the flintstones do Dino

4 Jul »    PageKennedy :: Page Kennedy     

So no texting and driving but watching porn on multiple flat screens in a cutlass on 26"rims is fine. Ok got it

4 Jul »    PageKennedy :: Page Kennedy     

i been sleeping with a lot of black girls lately trying to unracist my peen monster. needless2say it hasnt worked yet but ima keep trying

3 Jul »    TonyTRoberts :: Tony Roberts     

NYAB: I respect all my black moms...but hot sauce is not a vegetable...it can't go with everything

3 Jul »    RayLipowski :: Ray Lipowski     

#relationshipsendbecause I saw your momma's ass n credit score. Plus she's more my age and this is her house not yours.

3 Jul »    RayLipowski :: Ray Lipowski     

A FYI for women that shave off their entire eyebrows and draw on new ones I just wanna let you know you look like a clown and crazy.

4 Jul »    RayLipowski :: Ray Lipowski     

#fatpeoplenightmares them smelling something thinking someone is cooking to realize its just their thighs rubbing together.

4 Jul »    PageKennedy :: Page Kennedy     

#fatpeoplenightmares an app for a pan down function to their neck up photos

1 Jul »    JeanGreasy :: JeanGrae     

Being in a Hoveround doesn't make you "THE KING OF THE SIDEWALKS!!!" Stop trying to run me over! Asshole cripple!!!

30 Jun »    RayLipowski :: Ray Lipowski     

Shout out to Amber Rose this chick is bald n killing the game. U chicks running around buying lacefronts, yaki, wigs, n still look like shit

30 Jun »    RayLipowski :: Ray Lipowski     

Fat people don't listen to what people say about you. Don't get down on yourself. Keep your chins up.

28 Jun »    RayLipowski :: Ray Lipowski     

#reason2haveguybestfriend you women are so dumb with this. 90% or greater your male best friend wants to fock you and will if you let him

28 Jun »    PageKennedy :: Page Kennedy     

RT @uturnweeds: Girls with big perfect tits should feel superior over other bitches

26 Jun »    PageKennedy :: Page Kennedy     

Alll Rick Ross songs sound the same. Listening to his CD sound like a 45min song.

26 Jun »    JeanGreasy :: JeanGrae     

I don't have to shit on anyone else to be dope. I'm dope whether you exist or not.

24 Jun »    PageKennedy :: Page Kennedy     

u cant eat no carbs no sugar nada white but girls RT @JasmineReal: @PageKennedy what's the PK diet?

24 Jun »    PageKennedy :: Page Kennedy     

she should get her boyfriend a GPS 4Xmas. to find her vagina in all those mountains RT @FingerStinger: http://yfrog.com/gzavvbgj

24 Jun »    DivinelyGeneva :: G.Geneva     

"@lilduval: Rappers falling off NFL lockout NBA bout have a lock out too. shiiiiiit I'm getting sexier and sexier to u hoes ain't I?"

22 Jun »    someecards :: someecards     

I'd be much more into the Gay Pride Parade if real lesbians were like porn lesbians. http://some.ly/bGVtTC

18 Jun »    RayLipowski :: Ray Lipowski     

I put a black rubber on last night. D+ck looked humongous. Was messed up though cuz my balls were still white. Looked like a penguin.

18 Jun »    RayLipowski :: Ray Lipowski     

#howtopleaseahoodrat when she asks you how to spell an easy word tell her you dont know either so you don't seem superior to her.

26 May »    someecards :: someecards     

It's not premarital sex if you never get married. http://some.ly/ikVeMJ

24 May »    Notasulga4Ever :: Chico Canady     

"No woman likes her man to have a good time when she's not around. Not one." -@KevinHart4real #KevinHartQuotes

20 May »    JeanGreasy :: JeanGrae     

You're kidding me. HONORED. *bows* Love you, Monie. Thank YOU. "@DaRealMonieLove: @JeanGreasy <<<<My Hero!"

20 May »    iRespectTamales :: tamale lover     

I'm gonna open a place called PIEKEA, you walk around & look at all kinds of pies, but when you wanna buy one you get a box of ingredients

19 May »    JHoolligan :: John Crosby     

@JeanGreasy Major rule don't b a douche & hide that u got bit ur not gettin cured. If some1 is suddenly pale or clammy they get the headshot

19 May »    JeanGreasy :: JeanGrae     

In the event we run out of money, you may pay me in ammo RT @akamami what do we pay with? re: #Cookies #Cake

12 May »    DivinelyGeneva :: G.Geneva     

"@SheSeauxSaditty: See that's the problem...you bitches be miserable in these tweets because ya'll don't have a dick to spin on regularly!"

12 May »    someecards :: someecards     

"NEWS"! Someecards.com has somehow grown to over 6 million monthly visits. We thank every disturbed individual who had nothing better to do.

12 May »    SmittyDMR :: Jason Smitty     

Nap time is underrated. I'm jealous of kids. RT @mssarahrich: I need a nap!

5 May »    someecards :: someecards     

I'm not above using obscure Mexican battles to justify my drinking. http://some.ly/aa3KII 

29 Apr »    RealComedyKing :: Comedy King ︻╦╤─     

Ladies, please post a picture with you in Boy shorts. It's #BoyshortsAppreciationDay :) R-T if you like girls in boy shorts.

14 Apr »    someecards :: someecards     

I love you like a pig loves not being bacon. http://some.ly/hD5EvJ

27 Mar »    WhyUSoBitchy :: .....     

Females that are in relationship need to stop listening to single females for advice go to other females that are in a relationship

22 Mar »    JeanGreasy :: JeanGrae     

Demand wht u want @ the forefront of music, or be an asshat & keep complaining tht the artists u like don't get more SHINE

16 Mar »    JeanGreasy :: JeanGrae     

Just paid $25 to check my luggage. This motherfucker just got on the plane with a cello. A CELLO.

6 Mar »    JeanGreasy :: JeanGrae     

#Schwinning http://twitpic.com/4707ee

Likability, by Guy Kawasaki

Assholic Reflections

I crack me up.

You know, if you can discover a product, service or system that appeals to stupid people, you can make yourself RICH. There are a LOT of stupid people in this world.

Look at your television. 45-65% of the shows on your screen would NOT be there if there were no stupid people to watch them. This is a market-driven economy. If there is no market for something, it goes away. Look in the back of your closet for proofs of this theorem. Man vs. Food? Really? EVERY reality show? Don't weasel now because YOU like a stupid TV show.

Even MMA, which I like, is ultimately some dumb shit. Two dudes step into a cage, do some antisocial, felonious tomfoolery to each other and then they're supposed to speak intelligibly to a camera while standing there dripping sweat and blood on the mat and discuss who they'd like to savage next. The guy who just got his ass kicked is supposed to stand up (or, wake up) and analyze just why he got his ass kicked and then shake the hand of the guy who just stomped him out. Yeah…dumb. But, at least I recognize it.

Anyway….

Orange hair

Sistas, you can (are going to) do what you want with your hair. We already know this. So, let's keep the eye rolling to a minimum, if we can. Still, we need to talk. Orange hair…really?!? You realize that you're not doing that to please your man, right? That is purely a personal decision on YOUR part. No brotha's ideal woman has orange hair unless he's an anime fan and has never had real boobs pressed on his face intentionally. If he had any input into your decision to dye your hair orange it was probably during an exchange like this:

YOU:    I'm going to dye my hair.

HIM:    *looking at TV* OK…

So, let's be real. While y'all are clownin' weaves and wigs, you REALLY need to be lookin' at your orange-assed head and tellin' yourself to stop it.

FOOTNOTE: Blonde ain't for everybody EITHER.

This has been a public service announcement sponsored by the We Try Foundation (WTF).

Morning dumps

I'm still not understanding what moves a dude to leave home, drive all the way to work, and THEN take a dump. Can you please stop that? Pinch that off at home. Spare me the uncomfortable moments of taking shallow sips of breath in a vain attempt to avoid inhaling your effluvia. And, yeah, I know that's a "natural bodily function", but you emerging from the stall, initiating eye contact and cheerfully greeting me? Especially on those occasions when you don't even bother to LOOK at the sink, let alone wash your soiled mitts? Uh…no. That's socially unacceptable. Go home and try again tomorrow.

Back pain

My back is twinging. My dad could probably tell me whether this is my sciatic nerve or some other shit. But…Ion't really even care. Just make the hurting stop.

My daughter used to walk on my back when she was little. She would giggle and dig her li'l toes in while trying to balance on my back. It was perfect. She's 5'8" and 160 lbs. of muscle now. She'd put me in a wheelchair even if she WASN'T in a bad mood, if she walked on my back, now.

So, I tried getting a li'l, Asian babe to be my girlfriend. She could've walked on my back for me. It would've been a symbiotic relationship of mutual appreciation, shared cultures and, of course, libidinous pursuits illegal in some sovereignties. After she walked on my back, she could sit on my front. Of course, like most of my 2011 endeavors, THAT turned to shit. *psy*

So, now what? Now, I'm masking my limp with my signatory pimp walk. çLMDBAO@that

It'll get better soon. I'm cautiously optimistic about that and a few OTHER things in my life, right now. I wish I had something to sip to the hope that I didn't just jinx myself by putting this down where psyqyq's nemesis can take note of it. That's a muted reference to past entries for the uninitiated. Ask, if you're so inclined.

Anyway…later.

$840.00

Just read the "offense" and if you've done it, you owe that fine. Keep going until you've read each "offense" and added up your total fine. When you are done, you don't have to confess your answers, just the amount of your fine.

Smoked pot $ 10.00
Did acid $ 5.00
Ever had sex at church $ 25.00
Woke up in the morning and did not know the person who was next to you $ 40.00
Had sex with someone on MySpace $ 25.00
Had sex for money $ 100.00
Ever had sex with the a different race $ 20.00
Vandalized something $ 20.00
Had sex on your parents' bed $ 10.00
Beat up someone $ 20.00
Been jumped $ 10.00
Crossed dressed $ 10.00
Given money to stripper $ 25.00
Been in love with a stripper $ 20.00
Kissed some one who's name you didn't know $ 0.10
Hit on some one of the same sex while at work $ 15.00
Ever drive drunk $ 20.00
Ever got drunk at work, or went to work while still drunk $ 50.00
Used toys while having sex $ 30.00
Got drunk, passed out and don't remember the night before $ 20.00
Went skinny dipping $ 5.00
Had sex in a pool $ 20.00
Kissed someone of the same sex $ 10.00
Had sex with someone of the same sex $ 20.00
Cheated on your significant other $ 10.00
Masturbated $ 10.00
Cheated on your significant other with their relative or close friend $ 20.00
Done oral $ 5.00
Got oral $ 5.00
Done / got oral in a car while it was moving $ 25.00
Stole something $ 10.00
Had sex with someone in jail $ 25.00
Made a nasty home video $ 15.00
Had a threesome $ 50.00
Had sex in the wild $ 20.00
Been in the same room while someone was having sex $ 25.00
Stole something worth over more than a hundred dollars $ 20.00
Had sex with someone 10 years older $ 20.00
Had sex with someone under 21 and you are over 27 $ 25.00
Been in love with two people or more at the same time $ 50.00
Said you love someone but didn't mean it $ 25.00
Went streaking $ 5.00
Went streaking in broad daylight $ 15.00
Been arrested $ 5.00
Spent time in jail $ 15.00
Peed in the pool $ 0.50
Played spin the bottle $ 5.00
Done something you regret $ 20.00
Had sex with your best friend $ 20.00
Had sex with someone you work with at work $ 25.00
Had anal sex $ 80.00
Lied to your mate $ 5.00
Lied to your mate about the sex being good $ 25.00

They Say That Only A Dog Wants a Bone (NSFW*)

Me&John's Tell Me posted byGregory Johnston on Vimeo.

Rowf, muthafukkah! Rowf!

* NSFW means 'not safe for work'. Now, erase the history before your IT Department puts a hit out on you.

...so I can die easy!

I've been watching Trigun with my son. Now, because of the theme song, I have the impulse to listen to Led Zeppelin's In My Time of Dying.

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I live in one of the most ignorant states in what is increasing ignorant population. I'm generally appalled by the attitude of stupid people who actively resist getting any more intelligent. *smh* I mean, "Damn!" These idiots booed Carlos Santana. I mean, "Wow!" That's like booing Jimi Hendrix or Eric Clapton. Just how ignorant do you have to be to do that?

"If people want the immigration law to keep passing in every state then everybody should get out and just leave the American Indians here. This is about civil rights." Carlos Santana, 05/15/2011

This is Amurr'ka!

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Y'know, every month there are two or three stories about paraplegics who can now walk again. Do you agree with that? Walking is a milestone in human existence. So, what is the first thing that society does to those accused of a crime? Confine them so they can't walk very far without an escort. Monkeyshines!

Anyway! More later…maybe.

Transitional Thinking

Playoffs in every sport and people still don't understand on a personal and professional level that you cannot transcend until you're better than your opponent at his own game. Black folks, stop avoiding the issue. If we are going to better ourselves and improve our lot in life, we're going to have to (1) keep the spotlight on the system and (2) get better at using the system at its most profitable levels than those that want to keep us "in our place".

"Keeping it real" as a life philosophy hasn't worked as well as planned. "Keepin' it real" leads to dumb shit like waving your shirt around your head like a helicopter. (Seriously, what THE fuck? And…don't front! You liked that bullshit.) Don't smirk, East Coast Headz. You thought everything should be "like Whoa" right around that same time. Walkin' around with your pants under your asscheeks? Real or not, you look dumb. Extreme lacefronts? Real or not, you look dumb. Abandoning the system cuz "The Man" is holding you down? Yeah…hm…how's that really workin' out for you? And, even if you're makin' out all right, how is your cousin's hustle going?

See, the point is: The system can be used the same way that those ethnicities that claim White use it. But, it needs to be used en masse. We need to pool resources and reach back to help those who are where we used to be whether they are our children or someone else who can appreciate our gifts.

Easier said than done though, ain't it?

*psy*

(intro)[retro]{circum}spection

A Mountain Dew and a Coke and I'm still sitting here sleepy.

You know, watching the mainstream media, you'd think that rappers NEVER do charity events. HLN (which I'm fucking FORCED to sit here and watch all day due to the displays near my desk today) is all over Country Music Stars raising money for the Red Cross and tornado victims. I'm sure that it would be considered crass to point out country music's relative silence after Hurricane Katrina though, wouldn't it?

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People like to point out how high the odds are that some freak accident won't kill you in their chosen hobby. That's dumb.

SURFER: You have a better chance of being struck by lightning than becoming a victim of a shark attack.
ME: Not one person has EVER died of a shark attack in a hotel swimming pool.

A shark jumped out of a WAVE like "GOTCHA!" and bit off a chick's arm.

Although, to be fair, bipedal urban predators have left far more scars on my precious hide than any critter or avalanche ever has.

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I'm so fucking anxious, right now. My son has a Bake Sale that he's trying to participate in today. I went to the Walmart Supercenter last night around four am and they were closed. I couldn't get the snack packs he asked for. Now I'm stuck where I am and I can't get the snack packs to him. There isn't a single individual in this miserable State of Georgia that I can lean back on for help.

Shit! I'm gonna let my son down.

…so much for self-containment.

UPDATE: I emailed his teacher to ask if I could get some pizzas delivered to the class, instead. No answer yet.

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I got to sit and watch my daughter play powderpuff football yesterday. She was playing for the Freshman team. I got a huge kick out of hearing her name called on the PA system for making a play.

My daughter's coaches in her other sports could mold her into a machine if they had any sense. I showed her some techniques for reading plays as a DB. She eats that shit up like a Great White in a school of tuna. She's competitive. She expressed her frustration with silly-acting girls afterwards. It was only flag football. But, my child wanted to HIT! I showed her how she can legally hit in flag. She was supposed to be the safety, but they had her lined up at corner. *smh* She played too far off of the line and didn't jam her opponent at the line because she wanted to go after the ballcarrier, which is more the way the safety should play than a cornerback.

I was frustrated with the students coaching their team. There are some fundamental plays that they could have run that would've utilized their players very efficiently. I mean, you have sprinters on your team, why would you logjam them at the line of scrimmage in flag football where someone could just reach over and end the play by yanking a flag? Sweeps may not work on official prep teams because you learn to watch out for and to call out sweeps…but, on powderpuff teams? Let a sprinter get a head of steam on a motion play, hand it off to her in full stride and block that corner for her. All day, every day! Triple option? They'd have killed. But, no! Handoffs from noodle-armed quarterbacks who were afraid to throw were the order of the day.

This kid is awesome. I admit to bias. But, I gauge her instincts based on what I saw looking at the play and how I'd react to it. If I was right and she reacted the way I would, then ok. She got tricked a couple times. Still, her instincts are good. Watching her run down a junior was like watching a National Geographic film on some predator. She has this focus, man. I could see it from the stands. As you can see, I love it! I will be working with her on some things.

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I've been sitting here thinking about the concept of love, its definition, its limitations and its benefits. I'm relatively sure that a lot of the people who claim to love somebody are "doing it wrong". Y'see, most people make the claim of love in a proprietary sense. They seem to feel that 'love' gives them the right to expect certain behaviors from the object of their affection. Their love is also contingent on the behavior of that person. In a way, these people say, "I will give you my love providing you meet my criteria." But, is love really an emotional exchange? That's more of a transaction than a feeling.

These people seem to feel a sense of entitlement and ownership based solely on their relationship with this person. This is the root cause of domestic violence in all of its degrees. Beyond even that sense of entitlement and ownership is the need for control. This brings us to the innate desire for domination. This is apparently a basic human drive as discussed by the Israelite King Solomon in the Bible book of Ecclesiastes, chapter 8, verse 9. (Wo)Man lords over, or dominates, (wo)man.

So, what does this mean? It means that each and every person who has been in love, is in love, or who wants to be in love needs to really examine themselves. They really need to admit their own shortcomings and understand where they are selfish in their own desires. And, you know what? This does not mean that a person would have to give up all of their selfish desires. But, they DO need the ability to prioritize. This knowledge of self will allow a person to decide what is truly important to them when their desires come into conflict with the needs and desires of the person they love.

*shrug* Anyway…more later, maybe.

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Check out Sounds from the Ground's Stampede before you go. I heard it on Nu Jazz today and was instantly infatuated with it.

 

Another Uncomfortably Suggestive Company Logo

I know a couple of you won't see it. But, this made me laugh out loud at work.

I work as a graphics designer too, at times. I'd probably design something like this out of boredom. If my client picked it, I would not point out the lewdness. I'd only ask them twice, "Are you sure?"

*crackin' up*

Stability…Reassurance

An overwhelming percentage of the activity that we engage in is in a search for stability and reassurance. Even when the activity is self-destructive, it is usually a person's way of asserting their own individuality, which in turn reassures that individual that he or she is unique and in control of their 'self'. Nowhere in human behavior is this more evident than in the mating rituals of humankind. In increasingly rare circumstances, parents pick their child's mate. Even this practice is followed to assure the parents and other older relatives that their genetic heritage will continue. Stability…reassurance.

Social media, the latest internet rage, puts a new spin on mating rituals. You can build a profile of yourself for others to review. You add relevant, socially acceptable (American custom considers asking a woman's height marginally acceptable, but asking her weight to be unacceptable), statistics and, usually, a description of yourself before placing yourself on display like a canned ham on a shelf. Then, other individuals peruse those e-shelves. They poke, prod and examine the merchandise in hopes of finding that perfect someone. By matching your stated desires with someone's stated qualities, you're assured of finding the person that you are compatible with…at least that what the marketing department says. Stability…reassurance.

The thing is: Nobody wants to think of himself or herself as 'average'. So, women are "purpose-driven" and "motivated" and are "looking for the same in a life partner". Stability…reassurance. *smh* Are those the words that come to your mind when you think about the people that love you? Honestly? Ugh!

Even guys who profess to have that "I don't love them hoes" philosophy live that way in order to protect their fragile egos. Their professed philosophy states that if they achieve a level of success in their chosen enterprise, then they will gain the attention of women anyway. But, because of their success, these males can now deal with females on their own terms. Stability…reassurance.

I just want to be settled enough in myself that I don't need to engage in these monkeyshines. I want to free myself from my own need of reassurance and find my own stability. I function best in a state of detachment. I'm well aware that this is my own form of stability & reassurance. But, like you, I need to be able to live with myself.

*deuces*

Uncomfortably Suggestive Corporate Logo

Brazilian Institute for Oriental Studies

Classic

They Walk Among Us

Well, I think…

Don't get it twisted. What these talk shows are doing is establishing a philosophy for you. What used to be the province of minds like Voltaire, Plato, or Kant is now the playscape for Rush Limbaugh? Steve Harvey? and Oprah?

Really?

Every time the camera tightens in on their face, that's theatre for the philosophy. After the midgets finish fighting...after the tear-filled relation of some personal trauma...after the fake laughter during the lame-assed skit...and, after the anchor pleads for you to visit the network's Facebook page to share your thoughts, the watered down philosophy begins. Consensus does not make an action WISER. If a clot of idiots agree to do something and one wise man objects, consensus demands that you pursue the idiotic course of action. ("Hey, y'all! Watch this!")

Fuck that. Imma do me. You do you...way over there where the pieces of you won't splash on my shirt.

The irony of this post does not escape me, by the way.

Really?

Laura (2/15/2011 12:11:42 PM): shut up fool...

She is SO rude. But, anyway, I told you: Somebody tells me to shut up at least once per day. My genius will be more appreciated after I'm gone.

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"I am a focused, determined, highly ambitious feminine woman that is living completely in the moment." çSeriously, do guys really WANT to date that chick? She'd give me a headache. I think I'd do better dating a chick with a 'stage name' that rhymes with 'wiggles'…providing she can cook.

I was on Facebook under my civilian identity (like that one? *smirk*) and asked The Fellas the following:

Fellas, if you were forced to pick between (a) the woman who didn't make a lot of money, but who really took care of your household or (b) the woman who brought that cheese, but who can't cook, doesn't clean and is more likely to be working late than with you, who would you choose?

One of my female friends IMMEDIATELY went in on that. She told me:

no man in his right mind gonna answer that......because dude act like women now and they want a broad with money....second no guy is gonna commit to answer a because that will leave most of the pressure on him....in todays society cooking and cleaning isnt a must or looked at as a task thats so hard a woman cant multitask with having a career.....plus men are staying single longer which mean they can cook and clean also...men are not looking for that anymore

Yet another reason why I'm happy with hip hop and PS3 as my steady lovers. So much less BS to deal with. I responded with this.

Honestly, I think the woman who we labeled "A" is gonna be a lot less inclined to do the whole "yours" & "mine" thing. She'd be more likely to say "ours". That's important to me.

My friend told me in a sidebar to this conversation and I understand her point:

making alot of money or not 40 hours a week at work is 40 hours a week at work.....time is being sped up we no longer have 24 hours in a day its more like 18 hours if i am not mistaken....women dont have that type of tme on their hands anymore

You know what? I respect her point, actually. I got something to think about today. That's very cool.

♩ Just a taste…of honneh! A little bit! ♬

If I ever get married again, the expenses will be plane tickets, hotel room, tiki torches for the sunset wedding on the beach, an itty bitty bikini + sarong (for her) and that's IT. $26K for a wedding? Are you out of your mind?

…oh, yeah! I forgot: a camera for the personal porno we'll be filming later that night.

They had the SI swimsuit models on David Letterman. Yowza! Them brawdz were hawt!

Anyway…interesting day for The Kid!

Later, tater!

Mr. Nigga

The whole N-word controversy really only stems from the innate belief that Black folks are too ignorant to formulate language and to know what they mean when they speak. No language anywhere is static. If people use a language and their geography changes, their economy changes, their circumstances change, then that language is GOING to be affected. New words are formed as new ideas occur.

This is one of the basic ideas behind anthropology. Anthropologists ideally want to study a culture, including its language, without any outside influence to avoid what they consider contamination. African cultures after the diaspora that spread its people all over this planet underwent a change. They could not stay the same. The languages of the people snatched from their homes and taken to The New World underwent all sorts of change. Cultures clashed violently and like any oppressed people, those who were and who had been slaves took their small victories where they could get them.

Now, consider this: I'm from Detroit. Detroit's first Black mayor was elected in 1970, the year of my birth. My entire existence has been in an environment where the descendants of slaves who are my people were self-aware and self-governing. In that environment, the word 'nigga', as it was used, was & is different than the word "nigger".

Now, this is the part where you start squirming in your chair and declare that, based on your experience, this is semantics. You cannot wrap your mind around this. Even though, you call your female friend your "friendgirl" rather than your "girlfriend" to avoid confusion, you can't see it. Even though you can call your best male friend "ya boy", but would be insulted with him if a White man called him 'boy', you don't comprehend.

So, let me just make it clear to you and to those knucklehead White folks who are clamoring to use the word because we can. I can say 'nigga'. I'm not saying 'the N-word". Fuck that. I know what I mean when I say it. My boy knows what I mean when I say it. That is the essence of communication in this changed English language, Urban American dialect. Until you understand the proper usage, context and differentiation between 'nigga' and 'nigger', you can't use the word. It's one of those things like the "'i' before 'e', except after 'c' rule". It doesn't have to make sense. It can even not apply sometimes. Just roll with it.

Hip Hop

My lady.

My love.

Hip hop.

Electric Feel

Online Therapy: $1

This is a crazy world we live in. All these self-help books, websites and relationship gurus got you folks bonkers, f'real. Before you do some of the shіt you do, consider whether its some ol' weird shіt only customary in America or whether it's something more commonplace with the rest of humanity. Because, people pay lip service to this fact, but they don't truly acknowledge it: American political correctness is out of fucking control.

Those who fail to heed history's lessons are doomed to repeat its failures.

The lapdogs are determining the way things are done, nowadays. They sneer at the curs and mutts for their coarseness. The lapdogs believe in the big, bad wolf…but, they think they'll never deal with him or his like. Look at some of the simple things. Microsoft Word corrects gender-specific wording like mailman or policeman if you don't turn off the setting. Apparently, enough people think using "postman" is wrong to elicit the effort to program word-processing software to slap your hand for using it.

Meanwhile, the biggest economy in the world is the one where, not all that long ago, they used to kill their girl children because boy children were preferable.




Women like to confront me about being divorced. They say this: "You still love your ex-wife." Or, "You and your ex-wife are going to get back together again." Then, they stare into my eyes, furiously searching for some dramatic realization and revelation where I say some shіt like, "Y-y-you're right! *sigh* I didn't realize it. But, I do still love my ex-wife."

*Cue sunset*
*Fade*
*Credits*

Bіtch, just cuz YOU got pregnant by your ex after y'all broke up…

You can't be me. OK? Stop watching Oprah! At 4:00, just turn your TV the fuсk off and go sit on the porch. How 'bout that?

Ugh! That's why I'm really not giving a fuсk about dating right now. I'm just really not. I mean: my eyes are open. But, I'm real cool sittin' at home watchin' Netflix. BY. MY. FUCKING. SELF.

'Honey do' List, my black ass!

Oh, lord! I forgot about what happened the last time I thought about this shіt! OK, look! Don't call me mad & cussing cuz I had this soliloquy on tap, ok? This ain't about YOU, per se.

Loose the hounds!

I just saw this F-Cup mami putting the breast milk that she just expressed into the refrigerator downstairs. Thankfully, I made it back upstairs without banging this thing into any doorknobs or causing one of the biddies in the back to shriek and faint from her consideration of the dimensions. Good Lord! You should see those puppies. Actually, those things are hounds. She has to harness them.

*fanning*

She's safe, though. Unless a chick showed me the Restraining Order she had against a dude/brawd, I wouldn't poach a servicemanperson's woman. S/He's out there being shot at by [whatever we're labeling our non-American opponents this year]. S/He won't have to worry about me poaching the cooch whilst doing so.

DA/DT

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I had other considerations of life, liberty and the pursuit of happyness(sic). But, unless I put them down right when I'm having them, then *poof* they vanish into the æther.

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Back to the grind…

I'm going back to training tonight. My trusty steed had some issues. I had my radiator and my starter replaced, one right after the other, in the last six weeks. I couldn't make that trek the way I normally would. *psy* As a consequence, this is going to h-u-r-t. I have to tone my muscles back up AND lose the gut I put on. Somewhere along the way, I lost that drive that I had to get back to class in the first place. I don't know what's going on with me with that.

It's an odd moment to look at your life and have the self-realization that you've actually been depressed. Am I still depressed? Will I be able to dig myself out of the hole I put myself into? I was off for a week and a half, grew a beard…hair was woolly. As I got ready for work today, I ended up doing a self-assessment whilst shaving my head and face.

Maybe that's the issue with me. Women sense depression like dogs sense fear, don't they? LoL@that.

Meh! Whutiver! Doesn't really matter, does it? I'm both amused and appalled at myself slipping into/being in this state with all of this proclaimed & diagnosed self-awareness that I'm supposed to possess.

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Love! Hate! Sex! Pain!

…makes me wanna have a knockdown, drag-out, superhero/Saiyan fightsmashbrawl with a brawd the way Will Smith & whatsherface did in Hancock.




…anyway.