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I subscribed. I was looking for pictures of the ineffable Guy Smiley when I found it.
'Ineffable' defies description. 'Unfuckwitable' simply defies.
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There is a certain cleanness that goes hand-in-hand with honesty, especially savage honesty.
"You need to get the fuck away from me, dawg! I don't like you and I have never liked you!"
*shrug* Wouldn't you know exactly where you stand when you heard that? I've heard that statement uttered more than once to individuals.
BORED!!!
How the hell do you make a major change in your life and STILL end up bored? I feel caged.
My son came to see me at work today on his way home from school. That was pretty cool.
I still had to tell him how to greet a woman. His butt responded to introductions with, "What's up?"
*smh*
My kid…MY KID…sounds like a suburban sk8boy. I'm so embarrassed. I can't take him to Detroit like this. On top of that, he wears this li'l-assed Spider-Man backpack. It looks like something a seven-year-old would wear. He thinks it's funny. I told him that he's gonna get beat up wearing that young-assed backpack. He just laughed.
Conversation w/Li'l Bear
"Don't let your friend get you into trouble. Some of the stuff that she likes to do―specifically, some of the boys that she likes to talk to and hang around are just going to get you in trouble. When she starts that, bring your behind on away from her."
"Also, stay away from these li'l dope boys. I'm not saying that you're trying to talk to them. I don't think that you are. But, they are watching you and, sooner or later, one of them is going to try to holla. When that happens, I will say something. You're worth way too much to me for me not to say something. So, to avoid a lot of drama and trouble, just stay away from them, ok?"
She looked as if she hadn't considered what I told her before. She nodded thoughtfully and went outside.
