I'd love to be a skydiving jumpmaster. I'd make the new guy wait until last. I'd have every one jump one-at-a-time on the count of three. When it's the new guy's turn, I'd have him stand at the door, begin my countdown and push his ass in the middle of his back on "2". He'd fly out of the plane wearing this look of sheer terror. He'd also pee all over himself...
Hah! Priceless!
Would we know as much about the world and how it works if Black folks were the dominant culture? I don't see many brothas stickin' their faces in stuff just to see what would happen. Ever see a brotha wearing a deep-sea diving suit? Ever see a brotha take a picture in front of an active volcano? Have ever, ever, ever in your long-legged life seen a brotha stick his head in a lion's mouth? Would black folks ever have invented skiing on their own?
Hmm...
Most kids have that "I wonder what will happen if i do this" syndrome, but it wasn't kids who made the show "Jackass". Still, white boys are hilarious to me.
Oh, my sense of humor is warped like untreated wood on a homemade deck. You've been warned.
I guess I'll have to get a life now so that I'll have stuff to write about again. This slump has extended well beyond it's allotted time period.
